Monday, June 25, 2012

my sweet two-year-old
turned three, and is suddenly
a fucking madman
it's not easy to
pick your nose and play tennis
but it can be done

Sunday, April 1, 2012

crying, belly hurts
x-ray shows poop, lots of poop
kid is full of shit

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

she was mad at me
so she sang from the front steps
'bad mama for sale'

Saturday, March 24, 2012

sometimes I listen
to Yo Gabba Gabba tunes
when the kids aren't here

Sunday, March 11, 2012

no more apple juice
now he can't poop; there's only
the wind off the turd

Monday, February 27, 2012

a lovely cupcake
with bright blue frosting will yield
electric green poo