Monday, January 30, 2012

the boy eats only
clementines, and so his poo
is orange and shreddy
four year old said 'fuck'
i just have to wonder where
the fuck she heard that?

Friday, January 20, 2012

I have been seduced
by throwback packaging on
a bag of Cheetos
boy's got pneumonia
the amount of meds he needs
just makes my head swim

Friday, January 13, 2012

poop in underwear
is infinitely more gross
than poop in diaper

Thursday, January 12, 2012

i once had nice boobs
round and ripe for the pickin'
now they're socks with rocks
what the fuck happened
we used to be cool, and now?
a disney cruise awaits

Friday, January 6, 2012

I sit there peeing
Mama, keep your wiener down
he says. Kid's confused.