the boy eats only
clementines, and so his poo
is orange and shreddy

four year old said 'fuck'
i just have to wonder where
the fuck she heard that?

I have been seduced
by throwback packaging on
a bag of Cheetos

boy's got pneumonia
the amount of meds he needs
just makes my head swim

poop in underwear
is infinitely more gross
than poop in diaper

i once had nice boobs
round and ripe for the pickin'
now they're socks with rocks

what the fuck happened
we used to be cool, and now?
a disney cruise awaits

I sit there peeing
Mama, keep your wiener down
he says. Kid's confused.