I've got a couple kids, and with that comes poo, snot and tantrums. And pukes and farts and asswipes and nosepicks. Sure, there's good stuff too, like watching my kids grow and laugh and learn and all that...but that's not really what this is about.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
she was mad at me
so she sang from the front steps
'bad mama for sale'
Saturday, March 24, 2012
sometimes I listen
to Yo Gabba Gabba tunes
when the kids aren't here
Sunday, March 11, 2012
no more apple juice
now he can't poop; there's only
the wind off the turd
