Monday, February 27, 2012

a lovely cupcake
with bright blue frosting will yield
electric green poo

Friday, February 17, 2012

farted at the gym
i thought it would be silent
alas, it was not

Thursday, February 16, 2012

cruisin' through the 'burbs
my minivan freshly washed
aw yeah, dope as hell

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

boy climbed in my bed
for a snuggle this morning
then gagged, morning breath

Monday, February 13, 2012

stumbling as I fall
from grace; who knew that marriage
could be so damn hard

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

my hands, once angel soft
and smooth are now those of a
salty old sea hag