a lovely cupcake
with bright blue frosting will yield
electric green poo

farted at the gym
i thought it would be silent
alas, it was not

cruisin' through the 'burbs
my minivan freshly washed
aw yeah, dope as hell

boy climbed in my bed
for a snuggle this morning
then gagged, morning breath

stumbling as I fall
from grace; who knew that marriage
could be so damn hard

my hands, once angel soft
and smooth are now those of a
salty old sea hag